Just Because I Can

SEX SEX SEX!!!

2007-02-11T08:56:00.000-08:00

We had a sex toy party last night. It was great lots of people , lots of dildos, and lots of fun. Christine and I scored some pretty good discounts because the party sales were well over $1000. Check out the web site if you are curious about the products . http://hankypanky.ca

9 DAYS!!

2007-01-21T21:12:00.000-08:00

Nine days of not smoking except for once when I was going psychotic and then once when I was drinking. So i smoked two in total. All is well and I haven't killed anyone yet. I have saved $61 and have not smoked 137 cigarettes over the nine days. Unfortunately my 2 quit smoking comrades both failed. The one lady as soon as we walked out of the seminar and the other about 5 days later. But as for me..... still going strong.

Vance Romane

2007-01-13T12:55:00.000-08:00

Well I've once again decided to take on the whole no smoking thing again. This time with help from hypnosis. Penny and I went to Romanes Stop Smoking Seminar last night. The first session of hypnosis was good. i felt heavy as cement. But the second session I couldn't stay focused..too hot, back hurt, ass hurt ect. I did by his self hypnosis cd to help me along. Dean said he might even check out the cd's to.
So wish me luck and only positive thoughts and feedback please.

Where Do Babies Come From??

2007-01-11T16:31:00.000-08:00

Margarita Madness

2007-01-11T16:18:00.000-08:00

My good friend Penny needed a little TLC after a nasty heartbreak. So we took the only medicine we know. Check it out!

Smitten Kitten

2006-12-22T16:24:00.000-08:00

This picture was taken at our company Christmas party of me and Dean. I look soooo smitten by him I'm almost embarassed to post it.

Big Dog , Little Dog

2006-12-17T16:24:00.000-08:00

My friend Christine who lives upstairs got a new miniature schnauzer puppy. Introduced my rotti Athena to him. Jacks is not even as big as Athenas head!! Heres a pic.

2006-11-20T20:06:00.000-08:00

Just had a two week visit with my sister and her family in Ontario. Unfortunately she came down with pneumonia 3 days after I got there. At least we had a good drunk on Halloween before that happened. My nieces are super cute as well although after 2 weeks I had enough of toddlers and probably should have checked into rehab after all the booze.

Its been a long long time!!

2006-06-12T19:13:00.000-07:00

I know, I know its been ages since I blogged anything. Had a breakup with the ex, didn't have my own pc or camera. But now I have both so I will once again be the lean mean blogging machine I once was. I'll be posting lots of pics soon:)

SURVIVOR BEGINS :)

2006-02-03T22:24:00.000-08:00

Yeah I watched Survivor Exile Island last night and am anticipating the best season yet. Although I was disappointed with their idea of older people. By Survivor standards I'm just about an older person. Bastards!!

Chronicles of Narnia

2006-01-10T23:44:00.000-08:00

Chris and I went to see The Chronicles of Narnia on Sunday. It was sooo worth the over priced popcorn and drinks. I suggest everyone go see it before its out of the theatres. I hope they make the next book (Prince Capian: The Return to Narnia) a movie to.

Pics from Christmas

2006-01-02T17:26:00.000-08:00

2005-11-29T13:04:00.000-08:00

poem for girls...

I shave my legs,

I sit down to pee.

And I can justify any shopping spree.

Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.

I can get a massage without a hard-on.

I can balance the checkbook,

I can pump my own gas.

Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.

My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long.

At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.

I don't drive in circles, at any cost.

And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.

I never forget an important date.

You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.

I don't watch movies with lots of gore.

Don't need instant replay to remember the score.

I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.

And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch.

Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.

In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!

Flowers are okay,

But jewelry's best.

Look at me you idiot...

Not at my chest????

I don't have a problem,

With Expressing my feelings.

I know when you're lying,

You look at the ceiling.

DON'T call me a GIRL ,

a BABE or a CHICK .

I am a WOMAN.

Get it?, you DICK!?!

Martial arts pics

2005-11-18T00:30:00.000-08:00

Here are some pics from my first tourney. My fellow classmate was so kind to send them to me. I'll let her give me a good ass kicking on Tuesday to show my thanks LOL.
Seriously last Tuesday she bounced me off the floor doing a hip toss. All in good fun. Enjoy the pics! I'm the person with the red chest guard on.

FUN FUN HALLOWEEN!!!

2005-10-30T13:29:00.000-08:00

Athena as Snowwhite

2005-10-29T15:14:00.001-07:00

Dressed Athena up for a laugh!! She was sooo unimpressed.

HAHA I'm a beer guzzling monster!!

2005-10-23T21:17:00.000-07:00

Your Monster Profile

Hungry Gaze

You Feast On: Beer

You Lurk Around In: The Alamo

You Especially Like to Torment: Hairdressers

What's Your Monster Name?

Pissed about Survivor!!

2005-10-21T01:18:00.000-07:00

Judd is such an obnoxious prick!!!!! I wish he was voted out! the only reason they kept him around is because he has the muscle for physical challenges! If he wins Survivor (I don't think he will), I swear I will never ever watch another reality tv show1 Unless of course myself or someone I know is in it! AAARRGGHHH!!! WHAT A PRICK!!!!

Sarah needs.....

2005-10-14T23:43:00.000-07:00

Sarah Needs A Cold Shower

Sara needs to hand him one of those weapons that went off without warning ...

Sara needs to be a child, to drink milk with the baby bottle if she wants to ...

Sarah Needs to Vent.

Sarah needs to get her life back and establish herself as the person in charge!

Sarah needs to play.

Sarah needs some straight talking advice,

Sarah needs more cash,

Sarah needs her time to explore and play.

Sarah" needs no explanation.

Sarah needs to expand her sexual horizons

I took this idea from my Aunt Jackie and sisters blogs. Go to google and type in name + needs

Thanksgiving Dinner

2005-10-13T11:07:00.000-07:00

Thanksgiving dinner was good. I took lots of pics of Zayden. My family and Chris' family was there. Played a little texas hold em afterwards and then me and Lisa(chris's sister) took off to the male strippers. Fun Fun !!!>

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

2005-10-09T11:19:00.000-07:00

My New Hair!!

2005-10-09T10:25:00.000-07:00

I wanted to dye my hair dark brown, but when Lisa (Chris' sister) found out she wanted to do fun hair so I let her just go nuts. Little did we know that the whole thing would take 3 HOURS!!! Here are some pics. Let me know what you think!!

I am an EVIL GENIUS !!

2005-10-05T15:46:00.001-07:00

What Type of Villain are You?

mutedfaith.com.

WOOHOO!!

2005-09-30T10:45:00.000-07:00

I started following the south beach diet last Saturday. I've already lost 4lbs!! I've always been anti-Atkins/southbeach.What amazing results for one week. I wasn't even being overly strict with myself. I even cheated a couple of times with a few drinks but still I lost!

I never win anything cool......

2005-09-21T21:44:00.000-07:00

I never win anything cool but........Today when Chris and I were driving into town we were listening to the local radio station 98.3 and the dj said caller 9 would qualify to win tickets to Collective Soul. Surprise surprise I was caller 9 !!! So I will be seeing Collective Soul on October 8th. WooHoo to me. Very happy and surprising belated birthday gift.

100 acres personality quiz

2005-09-20T14:48:00.000-07:00

Take the 100 Acre Personality Quiz!

New Belt and Survivor

2005-09-16T10:57:00.000-07:00

I passed my belt test yesterday!!! I am now a green belt! WooHoo! Almost half way to black. On a completely differnt note I was soooo excited when I saw BobbyJon and Steph return on Survivor for this season. I think its going to be a good seson. Yipee Survivor. I still think the best survivor would be USA against Canada. That would get killer ratings.

I'm a Samurai Killer !

2005-09-12T10:26:00.000-07:00

You are a Samurai.
You are full of honour and value respect. You
are not really the stereotypical hero, but you
do fight for good. Just in your own way. For
you, it is most certainly okay to kill an evil
person, if it is for justice and peace. You
also don't belive in mourning all the time and
think that once you've hit a bad stage in life
you just have to get up again. It's pointless
to concentrate on emotional pain and better to
just get on with everything. You also are a
down to earth type of person and think before
you act. Impulsive people may annoy you
somewhat.

Main weapon: Sword
Quote: "Always do the right thing.
This will gratify some people and astonish the
rest" -Mark Twain
Facial expression: Small smile

What Type of Killer Are You? [cool pictures]
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Camping, Ball, and Lots of Booze

2005-08-23T11:52:00.000-07:00

Had a ball tourney on the weekend up at Heffley. It was great except for the wasp. I got stung 4 times over the weekend. We placed third. Yay team. Heres a crap load of pics to look at. No actual ball playing pics only drinking and party pics.

Holy Shit Cake

2005-08-18T11:10:00.000-07:00

It was my moms boyfriends(Jim) 60th birthday last Saturday. I baked him a special cake. Check it out! I dropped the first one on the floor.

Disappointed about Canadian Idol

2005-08-07T00:00:00.001-07:00

I can't believe Suzie Rawn was in the bottom two!! She sings way better than most of the people on the show right now. Definitely puts on a better stage performance to. Come On Western Canada Call In Those Votes!!! It doesn't cost anything on your phone bill. So call and support the best IDOL in Canada. SUZIE RAWN FROM KAMLOOPS!!!!

Golfing actually doesn't suck!

2005-08-03T13:45:00.000-07:00

Went golfing on Saturday for my first time with my honey Chris and my neighbours. Surprisingly it wasn't as boring as I thought it would be. I might even go again. Heres some action shots!
Chris was a little off course.

Me!!

Dewey in action!

Pics of Ball Tourney

2005-07-26T12:54:00.000-07:00

Had our ball tourney July 15th. We placed 5th out of 12 teams. Not so bad considering we were moved up from last year. Heres some pics of my team.

2005-07-12T10:50:00.000-07:00

I added my life highway. Check the bottom of my blog!

WRESTLING! Live From Kamloops!

2005-07-12T10:37:00.000-07:00

Chris and Greg demonstrated their wrestling skills Sunday after ball. We lost both games so I guess this is their manly ways to take out their frustration. The pics look hilarious.

Hopefully Chris didn't have gas in this pic. It could've been fatal.

Just noticed That they are in the 69 position and Chris's shirt # is 69! LMFAO

HERES........ATHENA!!!!!

2005-07-08T13:51:00.000-07:00

Nothing to blog about today so here's an upclose head shot of my girl.

Suzi Rawn

2005-07-05T22:29:00.000-07:00

Suzi Rawn rocks. I'll be really surprised and disgusted if she doesn't make the top ten. WOOHOO! KAMLOOPS ROCKS!

Donut Anyone?

2005-07-04T13:16:00.000-07:00

This is my niece Dylan at Canada Day at the park, Would anyone like a greasy sugary mini donut?

Here is a shot of my good friend and neighbour Jennifer aka Dewey at her Canada Day booth. She sells hemp necklaces, anklets, bracelets ect. Thats her with the thumbs up and the hat. She makes anywhere between 600 - 900 dollars on Canada Day. Wish I was crafty. Cheers Dewey!

Happy Canada Day Everyone!!

2005-07-01T09:02:00.000-07:00

What kind of ice cream are you?

2005-06-30T00:05:00.000-07:00

You Are Strawberry Ice Cream

A bit shy and sensitive, you are sweet to the core.
You often find yourself on the outside looking in.
Insightful and pensive, you really understand how the world works.
You are most compatible with chocolate chip ice cream.

What Flavor Ice Cream Are You?

Mutated Moth

2005-06-29T23:23:00.000-07:00

I guess the unusual Kamloops rain hasn't only made our plants grow... Check out this moth on our front door. I guess I picked it up the night before in a druken stupor. Gross! Would never have done that sober.Click on pic to get even a bigger view.

I Am One With Frickin Nature

2005-06-25T00:06:00.000-07:00

I went on another hike today (3hrs) I went to Kenna Cartwright Park. Awesome trails and lots of different ones.Well marked, porta potties, and cell service. Anyhow Athena and I were Hiking along and BAM... There was a deer in the middle of our path. I grabbed Athena, already had my camera in hand and took some shots(photos that is not shotgun) The deer wasn't even scared. He sauntered off the path and just stood off to the side and stared at us. It was pretty cool shit. I have never seen a deer that close in real life. Also a super cute photo of Athena in a yellow flower field. Click on the thumbnails to enlarge. Enjoy my nature shots. It was the best hike yet. I was starting to think I would only have porta potty shots to post.

Hiking Mara Mountain

2005-06-20T16:31:00.000-07:00

Athena (my dog) and I hiked Mara mountain today. The first part was a long steep climb up. Was supposed to be a 5 hr hike but we shortened it to two. It was very hot out and no shade. I think we'll tackle it again in the fall. Found some animal tracks as well. Not sure what kind... for all I know it could just be old dog tracks. Here are some pics of the hike.

My two loves

2005-06-16T10:46:00.000-07:00

I think these are the cutest pics of Chris and Athena!!

New Profile Pic

2005-06-10T00:54:00.000-07:00

I was feeling selfish about my blog being all about me so I put a new pic for my profile. Check it out!! Its Me, Chris and Athena!!

Poker Run Pic!

2005-06-08T12:54:00.000-07:00

Chris and me on the Poker run!! I have an odd look on my face. It probably was one of the many times I was whacked in the face by a bug!

My Personality Defect

2005-06-07T10:45:00.000-07:00

You are the Hippie! Characterized by a strong sense of extroversion, irrationality, gentleness, and humility, you no doubt frolic through fields preaching peace and love to all! You are probably either very spiritual or needlessly paranoid about "the man", like most hippies, as a result of your focus on intuition and feelings over cold, brutal logic. You are also very, very social. And like any hippie, who would have no qualms about hitchiking across the country just to meet some interesting people, you too love to interact with others, even complete strangers. Because we know most any hippie is peace-loving and humble, it stands to reason that you, as well, are terribly gentle and humble, almost to the point of revulsion. Your carefree attitude of peace and harmony is probably very, very sickening to realists or cynics or anyone who isn't a hippie, to tell the truth. In short, your personality is defective because you are overly emotional, extroverted, gentle, and humble--thus making you an annoying hippie. And you listen to psychadelic rock and smoke a whole lot of pot. Okay, maybe not, but I wouldn't be surprised if you did.

Moving up in the martial arts world

2005-06-07T10:27:00.000-07:00

I have passed my third belt test!! I now have my camo coloured belt (4th belt) and can also break a board with my elbow!! Watch out all. KIIIYAAA!

My nephew Zayden

2005-06-06T22:39:00.000-07:00

My Ball Team

2005-06-06T22:27:00.000-07:00

This is our victory pic from last year! We placed first. Thats me in the front row to the right and my honey Chris behind me

Bikers and Ball

2005-06-06T10:48:00.000-07:00

HAD a great weekend. My honey and I went on the Kamloops HOG Chapter Charity Poker run on Sat. Weather was great for the ride. Lots of food and booze. Even dipped into the shine. Glad to be home though. The ass was sure getting sore (7 hr ride) Sunday I played softball in the RAIN!! Sucked but its still better to lose playing than by forfeiting!! Anyhow thats all for now.